A new project.........................

It is important to start new projects every day and thanks to hubbie I have one!

Well due to the different strikes in France recently etc hubbie worked from home and suddenly he became the clingy female aka seventh child (after the kids & pets of course) and I the male!!

Here are a few examples:
Going upstairs - "where are you going?"  (well the stairs only goes to one place!)
Leaving the house - "what time will you be back?" (I'll return when I have bought enough materials for my vodoo doll of you!!)
Doing work on my computer - "what are you doing?" (having a bath!)
Answering the phone - mouthing to me with wild gestures "who is it? (the funeral home just booking your cremation!!!)
Once out of the house, get a phone call - "where are you?" (having coffee with Ben Barnes - if you don't know who he is just google him!)

On one of my escapades I didn't answer the phone one time (okay maybe a couple of times) and he left messages like "why do you even have a mobile phone when you don't even  answer it" - ah well technology is just so difficult for me..................and since I told him that I had to do loads of photocopying for work when in fact I was at a coffee morning and well none of my girlfriends were willing to make the huming noise of a photocoper machine (female solidarity my arse!!) so did not answer the phone!!!
Look what he has done to me, he has turned me into an unfeeling male teenager, telling white lies, sneaking out, making up jobs to get out of the house, disgraceful. Okay so we are supposed to be adults (stop giggling back there!) and I can't divorce him on the grounds of him interupting my coffee mornings with the girls but him turning to this clingey teenager girl is seriousily worrying, I mean what the heck will I do with him when he retires!!!

Granted it won't be happening for a long time so have plenty of time in building my bunker  - massage table, bar, cool music system and of course flat screen tv!! every bunker needs one! Of course the only way I can explain all that digging for my bunker is that I am doing a vegetable patch - a very deep vegetable patch!

I know what the problem was though during those few days, he was bored out of his brain working from home and well unfortunately he had to bother someone and since neither the dog or cats speak it was my turn - the joy!! So now I will start Project 'Give him something to do other than interupt my coffee mornings' - okay the title is long otherwise I could call it Project 'Buzz off' but that may seem a little bit too mean. 

So it will be 'Darling why don't you do a vegetable patch.......................a very deep vegetable patch' (hey two birds one stone!!!)

Once bunker built invitations will be sent out to those who are also doing their own Project 'Buzz off' - ye know who ye are!!!